Really Fucking really I’m sitting RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO YOU DON’T FUCKING KISS IN FRONT OF ME YOU NASTY SLOPPY FUCKS UGH GOD wow just fuckin ruined my mood. Thanks
I saw a corgi running today. And got to pet it. It was so excited to meet me. I just love dogs so much
I wonder what it’s like to have someone fall for you. And I mean really fall for you. Not just they want to get in your pants because they think you’re attractive. But be consumed with every little piece of you. The way you talk, the way you laugh, the way you just exist. To everyone in love: you don’t know how lucky you are.
ryumma: what if you walked into a noisy sports bar with all the big men cheering a screaming and you looked at the tv and it was just a countdown to animal crossing new leaf
I am not a person to say the words out loud I think them strongly, or let them...– Against the Small Evil Voices (via audrotas)
chronicpayne: psa: intent literally never matters when it comes to oppressive behaviour sorry to break it to you (◡‿◡✿)
Find a place inside that is joy, and the joy will burn out the pain– (via devilsmyst)
i finally checked my final grades for my classes A in french A in linguistics A in u.s. history AND I MADE A C IN STATS HOLY SHIT I PASSED C IS FOR COLLEGE THNK THA LAWD
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
Nothing like the feeling of skin on skin as I hear the steady heartbeat of my lover lying gently close to me.
polowolf: guy: tell me what are ur plans for the future me:
repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
narfcesca: animalsasleaders: Fuck me hard and quote lord of the rings
ohshititsgreg: If your name is Frank and you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me
laugh-addict: Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
thats-slightly-raven: feistie: thats-slightly-raven: I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT. maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :) OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE...
fuckyeahsimsmeme: Found here: http://cheezburger.com/7471042560
thelowlybible: I know you guys are nervous about Yahoo buying out Tumblr, but the CEO of Yahoo dressed her newborn in a tomato suit, so I’m pretty sure we’re safe.