Eram quod es, eris quod sum

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So i have this giant pencil right


I think we all know where this is going.


the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him

Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.

so he was the first to illegally download a song

And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.



Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

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people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders


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I think of it this way: so many people I know or used to know are getting the opportunity to visit different countries for awhile
But the reason I’m not there yet is cause I’m probably going to live across the pond in the future anyway because of my desired profession
Like live there, not visit
So my time will come, though I know I want to be there someday

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But if it’s just shitty art, like legit terrible with no redeeming qualities, then I’m not going to lie to you and be like “oh that’s nice”
I probably won’t say anything but you’ll be able to see in my face that I thought it was a stupid decision
People get so goddamn upset when someone puts forth a negative opinion holy shit get some thicker skin

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